you should buy me a you should buy me a blahaj blahaj

what is a blahaj?

• shark plush made by ikea sometime from the year of 2011 to 2014
• it's a shark that comes in 2 sizes
• also a queer icon and that's pretty awesome

reasons to buy me a blahaj

• they're pretty cool
• it has fins and sharp teeth that aren't actually sharp
• blahaj
• very huggable 10/10
• shork
• i'd really like another one

what are you waiting for? buy me the blahaj now!

or just give me cold hard cash and a clown performance

that works too.